Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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