He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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