so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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