did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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