you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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