Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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