my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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