worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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