I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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