She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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