All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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