Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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