he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Let's paint friendship bongs
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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