her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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