I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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