Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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