Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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