We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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