It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I could have mohawked her pubes.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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