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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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