i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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