Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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