What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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