I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
what if I'm pregnant?
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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