That's intense
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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