Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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