just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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