She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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