i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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