Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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