Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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