Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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