We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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