it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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