Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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