I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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