im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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