i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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