idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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