i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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