ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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