Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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