fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
YAS. BRING CRAB.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
why does every cop we meet know your name?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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