From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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