we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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