I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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