is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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