yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is wine microwaveable?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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