ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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