Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
