just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
