im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Less talking, more tequila
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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