Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
