We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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