When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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