I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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